curiositypollz:

How are you with blood/gore?

doesnt bother me

doesnt bother me so long as its fictional

doesnt bother me if fictional, but Really bothers me if real

somewhat bothers me

somewhat bothers me if fictional, really bothers me if real

really bothers me

fictional bothers me more than real (?)

fyi this is just about gore, so think more about surgery and injuries rather than being emotionally upset by someone dying horribly

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egirlbutternubs:

I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

playfullysacrilegious:

hungwy:

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I’m sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

catgirlbutthole:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

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i love it here

Me when I’m about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

Originally posted by r4cs0

tightbootycheeksdotgov:

omegaverse:

If you like artificial grape flavor you are incredibly mentally unwell and completely untreatable. Hopeless.

storm-of-feathers:

I’m very fond of this video

mysillycomics:

aroacedavestrider:

april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

pov youre about to give this mfer head

lacefuneral:

macromothmicroplastic:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just